aah ohk i knw ppl write blogs where they tok of their awesome life experiences, beautiful moments with friends or yes environment n global warming.. bt me i wanna write abt this real weird bitchy incident happening in my life.. more like sharin my life in a girls hostel..!! sorry bt thats the one thing on my mind right now.. when the normal topics come i promise to tok of rains and co2 and etc etc!!
anyways i m in this second year college and must say the past one year has been a serious eye opener.. like hey i ended up realisin the true meaning of my species n that women r frm venus.. mind u mars isin that great either with the number of gays and pervert... n m here to tok of bitches, we will deal abt mars later! anyways lets tok of my sweet so called gal friends in coll... why dnt i frst tell u abt my frst day.. ohk fine i scared a few ppl with my over enthusiasm.. where most of them were cryin or depressed abt leavin home i was overjoyed.. and hey i was this chick who swore.. n these ppl came from conservative families. bloody bull conservative my ass! anyways there was this grade 3 bitch who was my room mate.. my other roomie was super sweet.. like those softspoken bt this grade 3.. oh boy she abused, kicked and had serious hygiene prob.. nt to frget her thing for men,.. anyways miss grade 3 back bitched abt miss attitude.. (thats me if u didn figure by now) etc etc.. well i guess my frst week didn go well as everyone believed her.. as i was so "not conservative".. someone explain me that!! like jus cause of my clothes, n my friends n my callin every guy at frst luk gay..( which was proved true later on) i was non conservative.. oh not to mention i was a mixture of delhi n mumbai( havin stayed my life in these two cities) anyways it was bad!! it was like no one wanted to tok to me, complete boycott! hmm alas days passed n one day i get this another chick who catches me in the canteen n strts with her boy trbl.. how she fell in love at frst sight.. believe me she was thinkin of even sendin weddin cards.. me bein me consoled her.. told her to take it slow..(like hey the guy didn even knw she existed) and well took her in my room.. on my bed.. i guess i was on the floor most of that week..! well before i knew it grade 3 and she suddenly became friends n i was kicked out.. mind u i was still on the floor..!! anyways by then ppl realised that i wasn completely stone hearted n surprisingly i had a few friends standing up fr me!! those were the days man.. i gav grade 3 an ultimatum.. leave or i leave(which wasn a possibility) and hey it worked...( ohk took a lot of effort with rector involvement, bt well gimme some credit).. well anyways we still friends.. with grade 3 atleast(believe it or not),.. that back stabber hopefully drowned in the bay of bengal fr all i care! anyways now i got these real cool friends.. n this real nice chick who is another grade 5 bitch.. u may ask 5.. well cause she on the face different and inside completely different..n i realise that a yr later.. ohk i m not that dumb, little bt not that much... anyways tell u abt her later...
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