Gal code

So I been reading and hearing all these bro codes since and esp after himym.. So I decided to have some girl codes.. Why only guys get to have their bro before hoes code?? Why not us? Why we girls can't be gals before Assholes :D

so here I m compiling my list of girl codes/ things to be always kept in mind.. Do comment and if worth it I shall add to the list further ;) 

1. There aint any excuse to be the smelly dirty arse.. The boy toy next to you?? He is doing his job well!!.. So gals get up get the strawberry gloss on, make urself pretty!! U deserve to be the best, n no excuse is reason enough!!! And all u gal friends make sure she shall be best at every date.. Every persons duty..!!

2. Don't you worry your head princess..Its always the guys fault!!! There aint no two sides to it.. 

3. If the last guy u were with u called it love.. Get real.. He was a fakey phoney.. Throw the tissues away go for rule no 1.. And party hard with ur bitches!! 

4. Get a puppy!! Always have a puppy..nt jus coz they cute but dear girlfriends U got to raise the bar.. I knw seeing men all around one is confused how even one decent one is arnd.. Bt worry nt.. Get a puppy raise the bar.. Compare n when u have one better than the puppy.. Voila.. He's ur man!

5. Never ever underestimate the innocent look..! Use it.. Sell it.. But dnt ever buy it esp from a creature whose nt even close to your puppy's tail.. 

6.Hey girls?? Stop hittin on ur friends ex.. He an ex of hers for a reason.. Sesly next I will c u stooping and using her used tissues... Ewwwww!!!!

7. Clothes once worn by your friends at a party... No no no u can't buy it and wear it or even worse use ur friends and go to next party.. That's sooooo nt acceptable.. See girls.. Mi casa su casa.. Mi teddy su teddy! Mi oh that's it.. Knw thy boundaries.. Too many std's in this world either way!!!!

8. Thy shall always share bedroom hot new flavours and styles.. I happy, u happy, we happy, world happy.. (Can feel boys nodding at this one)

9. Girls?? Educate yourselves.!! Nt in jus what I said above bt sesly expecting to leave everything on the men??? Self independence, integrity, pride!!! I love the "what a wonderful world" by louis armstrong.. Let's keep it that way!!! 

10. Aaaahhhh my fav number... sexy and I knw it.. Ur sexy, she is sexy.. The fuckin world is sexy..!! And one whose not.. - instant makeover... No no no nt ur pantyhose worn over clothes or skin.. Learn the power of sensuality!!! N teach the needy!! Help thy friends, help thy neighbours.. Help thy world!!!